In the Orient, they're calling it BANGKOK DANGEROUS 2.0 and Nic Cage is nowhere to be found on the junkets. Watch Nic Cage tell a strange, rambling story on David Letterman about the Pang Brothers, and see his toupee look more fake than ever. It's like a small, furry animal perched atop his scalp, ready to swoop down on its prey. Also, it would be upsetting if we didn't point out this terribly awkward picture from the Hong Kong premiere of BANGKOK DANGEROUS 2.0.

Here, co-star Charlie Yeung (right) poses with her gal pal, Gigi Leung (left). Charlie looks classy and sassy, as always, but Gigi...well...I think that leather belt may have been a miscalculation. And, okay, the skort was a fashion statement that didn't quite work out. And, while we're at it, what's up with Charlie's American Apparel leggings? Alright, I'll be honest, the whole thing looks like they snorted a few lines and played Dress Up. But still, it's nice that Gigi is being supportive and coming to her friend's premiere because BANGKOK DANGEROUS 2.0 does not look easy to sit through.