Look who made her first surprise appearance in China since she was photographed half naked and sitting next to some lube:

Over on Korea Pop Wars, 50 Things I learned from Korean TV Dramas, including:

7) Everyone has cancer.

15) You're not studying hard enough unless you get a nosebleed.

16) If you have a nosebleed, you most definitely have cancer. And you have no money to pay for the surgery that will save your life. And your liver is missing. We're not sure where it went, but it's making your cancer progress faster.

21) You go to America you come back miraculously successful. You go to England you come back amazingly fashionable. You stay in Korea the only thing that changes is your hairstyle.

22) And if you come back with no apparent reason then it's because you have cancer.

Japan is all about putting whiskey inside anime-inspired bottles.

Cutie Honey Whiskey

Mazinger Z  Whiskey

But who would have thought that the most inspired combo of adult pleasures and children's cartoons would come from this mash-up of half-naked men wrestling and the PONYO ON THE CLIFF theme song? Thanks, Ryuganji!